goonsac:

this is my dream way to roll up to any event ever

(via arseniccupcakes)

  • current US president elect & democratically-chosen god-head Barack Obama: jacqueline there has been a national crisis and i need you to break the mystery.
  • Barack Obama: someone smoked all of the weed in the Federal Reserve and Barbara Bush has woken up from her nap and is getting cranky on the White House lawn
  • me: i have already broken the mystery
  • me: i smoked all of the weed in the Federal Reserve
  • me: and i woke up Barbara Bush, for fun, by slowly rolling her off of the bed
  • mulder: i think we both know that these wounds are CLEARLY caused by some kind of psychokinetic power therefore-
  • scully: hey cryptozoolofucker take off your tinfoil hat and start making sense

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

image

I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

(via hoydencaulfield)

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via fatfeministfetishist)

do-not-touch-my-food:

Cinnamon Roll Breakfast Sandwiches
lunahorizon:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

ugh give me

lunahorizon:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

ugh give me

(via theunchosen-one)

lospaziobianco:

1) The Little Mermaid pencil test by Glen Keane   via diehard-disney

2) Tangled pencil test by Glen Keane   via diehard-disney

3) Aladdin pencil test   via diehard-disney

4) Sleeping Beauty pencil test by Marc Davis   via diehard-disney

5) 101 Dalmatians pencil test   via diehard-disney

6) Xeroxes of Frank Thomas pencil animation for Pinocchio

(Via: Michael Sporn & The Illusion of Life: Disney Animation)  via the-disney-elite

7) Peter Pan pencil test by Milt Kahl   via diehard-disney

8) The Jungle Book pencil test   via diehard-disney

9) The Rescuers pencil test by Ollie Johnston   via diehard-disney

10) Alice in Wonderland pencil test by Milt Kahl   via diehard-disney

(via arseniccupcakes)

tylerchokely:

titties-of-death:

What is this from?

the bible

(Source: artpopist, via femalerappers)